Obama is in Asia and he bowed when he met the Japanese Emperor. This, for some reason sparked a riot in the conservative media (Drudge, Fox, etc) because, you know, an American President shouldn't ever show courtesy to another nation's head of state or government or anyone ever. Why? Because Conservatives like America The International Douchebag much better.
They argue it shows weakness to bow (he got the same thing at the very start of his presidency) when you could just shove people around like an immature asshole. Bush was perfect at it and it is how it should be done damn it. Why on earth would we, as savior of the world (except of course for you Jesus - you're the best) show any international tact? It is OUR world after all. Obama is clearly erroding the kick-ass reputation W worked to hard to gain after 8 years of the international pussy who got the blow job in the oval office. So what if it says we have a more grown up approach to international relations and understand that diplomacy has more options than bribe, sanction, and bomb.
On top of the sissy gesture of bowing, did you notice that it was the Emperor of JAPAN. They totally bombed us back in WWII. Bowing to them is like saying, "hey, all the Americans who died in WWII were stupid, can you please bomb us again." Once again, Obama shows why its obvious he wasn't born in American, he just doesn't get it. Who elected this chump anyway? There can only be a few reasons why Obama would be such a wussy nerd
1) Japan is hiding his real birth certificate for him so he must submit to their ways
2) Obama rooted for Hitler and the Japanese in WWII and is apologizing for us winning
or
3) He has entered into a secret pact with Japan, Osama bin Laden, all Muslims, all Blacks, and George Soros to place Republicans in internment camps.
Which do you think it is?
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I hope its Option #3. Can it be Option #3?
Freakin' fantastic.
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